I'd like to get his autograph, but he looks too much like Dave.
I really, really didn’t want to have to do this, but I’m at the point where I have no other options. My work permit expired a few weeks ago and I’ve been informed that it’s not getting renewed and that there is nothing I can do to get it renewed. I’m pretty much stranded - I still have a residency permit, but that’s it. All I can do is exist.
My only option now is to get a study permit because I can still work on that (though only part time, as I have to be enrolled in full time studies to get the permit). Studying means I have to pay foreign student fees (which I can’t afford).
But that’s not what I’m asking; I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.
Right now I can’t afford to pay my rent. It’s only $350CAD a month, but I’m screwed if I can’t tide myself over until I can start working again.
So, here’s the thing:
I have an etsy account. I will take commissions for amigurumi as well as the beards. I can make you a custom set of rune stones - in any character set. Even tengwar. Sets of Newt Geiszler tattoo sleeves - or sleeves with a custom image!
I will write you literally anything for $5 ($10, if you want something longer than 2k words). I will, as limited as my style may prove to be, draw whoever you want for $2.
Get in touch with me and I’ll make you a full chainmail shirt in three weeks. I could do kingsweave in four.
If you don’t particularly want anything but still want to help out (because you’re genuinely an amazing person, if you do) I put a donate button on my blog or you can click right here.
I’ve seen tumblr work miracles before. Please, if you can’t help, at least share this.
(tl;dr - my work permit expired without a renewal and I can’t pay my rent - please help)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you have any spare money send it to one of my best friends in the whole world. They’re in a really sucky situation right now thanks to the WONDERFUL Canadian Immigration folks, and there’s not much they can do about it.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL