• My brother: Know what I should do
    • Bro: I should get a mandolin and paint it orange
    • Bro: So I could call it
    • Bro: Mandolin Orange
    • Me: *spontaneously combusts*
  1. godotal:

hkirkh:

My lift kit is stupid, they said.

Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse!

    godotal:

    hkirkh:

    My lift kit is stupid, they said.

    Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse!

    Reblogged from: gigis-dumb-blog
  2. Phish - The Lizards - Clifford Ball

  3. enbypug:

    thejabberwocki:

    Hey guys.

    I really, really didn’t want to have to do this, but I’m at the point where I have no other options. My work permit expired a few weeks ago and I’ve been informed that it’s not getting renewed and that there is nothing I can do to get it renewed. I’m pretty much stranded - I still have a residency permit, but that’s it. All I can do is exist.

    My only option now is to get a study permit because I can still work on that (though only part time, as I have to be enrolled in full time studies to get the permit). Studying means I have to pay foreign student fees (which I can’t afford).

    But that’s not what I’m asking; I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

    Right now I can’t afford to pay my rent. It’s only $350CAD a month, but I’m screwed if I can’t tide myself over until I can start working again.

    So, here’s the thing:

    I have an etsy account. I will take commissions for amigurumi as well as the beards. I can make you a custom set of rune stones - in any character set. Even tengwar. Sets of Newt Geiszler tattoo sleeves - or sleeves with a custom image!

    I will write you literally anything for $5 ($10, if you want something longer than 2k words). I will, as limited as my style may prove to be, draw whoever you want for $2.

    Get in touch with me and I’ll make you a full chainmail shirt in three weeks. I could do kingsweave in four.

    If you don’t particularly want anything but still want to help out (because you’re genuinely an amazing person, if you do) I put a donate button on my blog or you can click right here.

    I’ve seen tumblr work miracles before. Please, if you can’t help, at least share this.

    (tl;dr - my work permit expired without a renewal and I can’t pay my rent  - please help)

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you have any spare money send it to one of my best friends in the whole world. They’re in a really sucky situation right now thanks to the WONDERFUL Canadian Immigration folks, and there’s not much they can do about it.

    Reblogged from: enbypug
  4. brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

YES

    brightchimeradragon:

    just-bx:

    Just SCience

    IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

    YES

    Reblogged from: gigis-dumb-blog
  5. got-to-rise-above:

    Phish

    No Quarter (Led Zeppelin cover)

    Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
    Commerce City, CO
    2014-08-29

    Reblogged from: pictureofnectar
  6. amphibianinlove:

thetreesweremistaken:

Oh my god.

weirdlulls
    Reblogged from: adimals
  7. rainygalaxy18:

    nothisisc8:

    YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

    WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

    NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

    BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

    AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

    Reblogged from: null-set
  8. porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

    porkskins:

    motdef:

    I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

    everything is good

    Reblogged from: gigis-dumb-blog
  9. Reblogged from: spadesgradivus
Next

Page's Hot Pocket Compendium

Paper theme built by Thomas