I'd like to get his autograph, but he looks too much like Dave.
My Vlad the Impaler shirt got another couple compliments today. I don’t think they know it’s a Phish shirt.
It is hot enough outside that if someone told me to take a walk off a short pier, I’d grab a towel and do it.
"I have a wonderful idea," said the brand new marketing director for an unnamed company, "let’s get these channels to play our annoying commercial once every commercial break, for an entire month! That will surely win over customers!"
"That’s a wonderful idea, but here’s a better one: I will roll up this newspaper and hit you over the head with it until you stop being such a soulless shitbird," said sadly nobody ever.
Who is brazil and what is a clock